NAVY CONSIDERS CROTCH-LEVEL RANK INSIGNIA IN EFFORT TO AVOID AWKWARD CHEST GAZE
The service may soon field crotch-level rank tabs to solve the problem of the awkward chest gaze.
HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS PASS ON DAN CRENSHAW AUDITION TAPE
There is no universe in which Dan Crenshaw should have made this video. Its a pass from Marvel.
EARLY-WARNING SYSTEM TELLS E-4S WHEN FIRST SERGEANT IS APPROACHING
Go figure that they managed to rig it together using duct tape, dip cans, and zip-ties.